You Might Have Little Boys If. . .

• The dinner conversation includes a reference to the bacon looking like a helicopter
• The most exciting part of your day consists of examining a really big dead moth
• You find a plastic spider frozen in a cup of water in the freezer (to be excavated later)
• There aren't any pillows on your bed because they have all been taken to build a fort
• You find the cap to the whipped cream can in the washing machine and marbles in the dryer
• You have ever stepped on a plastic army guy with bare feet (ouch!)
• You find random pictures of block towers on your digital camera
• The cord that pulls down the attic stairs doubles as a noose for bad guy action figures
• The bathroom is the grossest room in the house even though you just cleaned it yesterday
• The rocking horse is wearing a necktie
• You have more sports equipment around the house than the NBA, NFL and the NHL combined
• You know what NBA, NFL and NHL stand for
• You know how to make sound effects for a dozen different vehicles including tanks, bullet trains and motor boats to name a few
• You find Legos in the couch cushions while you are looking for the remote control (which you end up finding under the bed in another room)
• You've ever had to say the phrase, "Please do not climb into the dishwasher"

I know these things from experience. This is how: